Taste Test - Mexican Beer
What is the best Mexican beer?
In order to find this out, the Cycling Cicerone recruited some friends Taylor and Callie and we did a full blast tasting panel. We examined the appearance, aroma, mouthfeel, and flavor of 9 different Mexican beers and did a very scientific analysis. If you want to know which Mexican beer to buy, this is your guide. If you think they all taste the same, then think again.
Partially as a disclaimer, I would like to thank my truly absurd tasting panel judges for their help in determining our favorite imported Mexican beer! Spoiler alert, Pacifico wins.
The lineup for tonight
Dos Equis
Appearance - yellow
Aroma - slightly fruity
Mouthfeel - easy drinking light beer
Flavor - very clean, lacks distinct flavors including anything I would describe as “cerveza-ey”.
Comments - “Warm Bud Light with a hint of Coors” “Boozy. This might have been sitting here too long, that’s my bad” “It makes an excellent baseline beer. I could drink this all day. “
Corona Extra
Appearance - very yellow
Aroma - dank.
Mouthfeel - light beer, but with strong biting carbonation and bitterness
Flavor - tastes like cerveza. Instantly makes me think of limes even though limes never touched it. That’s marketing.
Comments - “420 levels of dankness.” “Looks like sick urine but tastes way better.” “strong, dank, bitter, fresh, classic”
Corona Familiar
Appearance - very yellow
Aroma - old beer smell. Slightly oxidized, perhaps
Mouthfeel - relatively full. Almost craft beer level
Flavor - less bitter, a strong hint of malt flavors
Comments - “Not dank. Smells flat and old...like Opera. Tastes like a top 40 banger” “you should be swimming while you drink this so your lightness can counter out the heaviness of this beer. I did not find my beach”
Corona Light
Appearance - very yellow, perhaps even more so
Aroma - not dank.
Mouthfeel - co2 bubbles like crazy
Flavor - very blank taste. Slightly bitter
Comments - “ I FOUND MY BEACH” “¾ Post Malones”
Sol
Appearance - slightly darker than yellow, edging on pale
Aroma - charmingly roasty and malty (but only slightly)
Mouthfeel - heavy
Flavor - sweet, almost meaty, but otherwise very clean
Comments - “Candy-like” “Meh” “Tastes like it was left on the floor of a butcher”
Estrella Jalisco
Appearance - between Sol and Corona, that is, yellow.
Aroma - very neutral. Corona light like
Mouthfeel - relatively full
Flavor - similar to Sol, slightly meaty. Quickly dissipating bitterness.
Comments - “Looks like Corona Light, but tastes like Corona Familiar!” “It has a very authentic sounding name”
Pacifico
Appearance - very yellow
Aroma - ricey/grainy
Mouthfeel - light beer. Easy drinking
Flavor - very neutral. Much like Corona Light
Comments - “tastes like Pacifico if Pacifico was Corona Light” “Smells like baked goods and pairs well with Despacito” “A+++++”
Carta Blanca
Appearance - slightly darker yellow, and I mean slight in the slightest sense.
Aroma - citrusy, orangey… almost
Mouthfeel - light
Flavor - vaguely fruity, but still clean and crisp
Comments - “slightly spicy” “Did someone add a drop of triple sec to this?” “Smells like a Blue Moon ad” “Tastes like this non-alcoholic beer I had once in Berlin, but not as bad”
Modelo Negra
Appearance - dark amber color. The only one on this list that isn't yellow.
Aroma - malty, almost cake like. Slight whiff of chocolate
Mouthfeel - full
Flavor - strong aftertaste that hangs for a bit. Caramelly.
Comments - “smells and tastes just like that Berlin beer and now I have PTSD” “Limey, soapy, and kinda yucky”
By a vote of 2 to 1, Pacifico was the winner. Second place goes to Corona Light. These were the most neutrally flavored of the bunch so I guess we can see how the current state of society came around.
This is an analysis of many Mexican beers available in the states. Some are missing. This also isn’t a thoughtful analysis of real Mexican beers, the kinds you can actually get in Mexico, just the handful of delicious, sun-soaked, lime adorned beers that can make it all the way here. Enjoy the sun!
Thanks Callie and Taylor!